Did you know, devourer of this vag, that you
aren’t as good as you think? But I, as the woman whose poon that you’re so
diligently snacking on, am not going to inform you of that because I don’t wanna
“fuck up the moment” *blank stare*
While you’re slurping and smacking away and
I’m waiting for you to be done (because I’ve already faked an orgasm, but you
don’t wanna stop) a million and one things are running through my head. At the
forefront of the thoughts of what I’m gonna cook for dinner tomorrow, how much
longer this is gonna last, where my panties are, etc. there’s one pressing
issue that’s driving me CRAZY (in a bad way) at this very moment…
*thinking* WHY is there So. Much. SPIT?!?! There’s spit in my ass crack! Why is there spit in my ass crack! Oh, shit he’s propping me up. I know he wants to get a full frontal, but it’s gonna travel. The spit is gonna… Aw man! It’s running up my BACK! Oh God! It’s forming a pool under my neck! Is he DROOLING on my shit! What the fuck is he doing?!!!
*thinking* WHY is there So. Much. SPIT?!?! There’s spit in my ass crack! Why is there spit in my ass crack! Oh, shit he’s propping me up. I know he wants to get a full frontal, but it’s gonna travel. The spit is gonna… Aw man! It’s running up my BACK! Oh God! It’s forming a pool under my neck! Is he DROOLING on my shit! What the fuck is he doing?!!!
Meanwhile, I’m squirming; not from pleasure,
but from being purely grossed out! Were you unaware that my moving AWAY from
you is NOT a good thing? I’m not running, homeboy! I’m drying off my back! Who
told you that it was ok to drench my lady parts in your saliva? Did you know
that I produce MY OWN moisture? Yeah. I do. I shouldn’t be so wet that I can
provide propulsion! It’s NOT a slip and slide! You don’t use that much spit to
kiss the lips on my face! Think about it, sir.
Unless I tell you to, do NOT spit on my twat!
It is NOT ok to unwarrantedly reach back into the recesses of your throat and
hock a lougie on my area! 1. I do not
look favorably upon being spat on! And 2. You usually miss and hit the crack of
my thigh or my damn pelvis! My pelvis??? C’mon, dude! It’s RIGHT in front of
you! I know YOU like that nasty shit, but I,
my dear, am not a man. Again, I provide MY OWN moisture.
I’ll tell you what... Let’s prop YOU up, lift
your balls, drool up YOUR butt crack, and see how you like it. No? Didn’t think
so.
